And we have the first final score in for week 1 of 2014 The Schocko Bowl Playoff!!!!

Sparkle Titz has defeted Sparkly TDs!  With a score of 109.20 to 105.90, Sparkle Titz holds out and pulls off a win to put Matt playing to hold on to The Schocko for yet another year!

stat tracker game 2 Matt Kaylie

Who will Matt play in The Schocko Bowl next week?  Stay tuned tomorrow!

Stat Tracker Update after 3:05/3:25 Game

Well, with the Sunday afternoon games wrapping up, we’ve still got two close games going.

Game 1 –

stat tracker game 1

2 players left for Venomous Vixens!  LeSean McCoy tonight, Kenny Stills on Monday
3 players left for The Lady McFredericks! Mark “Buttfumble” Sanchez (or Tony Romo…there is still another 40 minutes left where something could change), Dan Bailey, and the Eagles Defense, all playing tonight.

Game 2

stat tracker game 2 Matt Kaylie

Sparkly TDs has Jason Witten remaining tonight, while Sparkle Titz is done for the weekend.  Will Witten be able to pull off a 9.90 game for the win? Lets find out!

Who will be battling for the Schocko?!  Who will be safe? We’ll have a better idea after tonight!

Post 12 PM Game Stat Trackers

Here is your first update for this weekend! Results after 12 PM games


stat tracker game 1

*Tre Mason (Venomous Vixens) had a stat correction from 1.30 points to 2.30 points
*Adrian Peterson (The Lady McFredericks) was dropped for Jeremy Ross


stat tracker game 2 Matt Kaylie

I’ll be back with more updates soon!

Week 15 Post Thursday Night Game

Game 1 – Venomous Vixens vs The Lady McFredericks

stat tracker game 1

Game 2 – Sparkly TDs vs Sparkle Titz

stat tracker game 2 Matt Kaylie

And theres your first night of the Schocko Bowl Playoffs, Ladies and Gents.  We’ve got less than desirable RB scores from Thursday night. Does this have any preview to the battle for the Schocko?! Who will have this beauty displayed in their home?  Only time will tell!

Week 15 – Schocko Bowl Preview

Thats right ladies and gents, a showdown to end all showdowns. The four shittiest teams in the league will battle to not end up with the Schocko (again, in one teams case).  Who will stay safe? Who will come to terms with the fact that they have the shittiest team in the league and will be reminded by that every time they look at their toilet seat trophy of shame?  We will find out in two weeks!


In our first matchup, we have a rematch of one of the shittiest weeks in the Space Station League to date, Venomous Vixens vs The Lady McFredericks

The Lady McFredericks     VS    venomous vixens    

In case you forgot, these teams had a really, really, really shitty week 5.

shel auds week 5

Yeah…if both teams could lose, this would be one time where that should have happened. However, this is a new week, and these teams have gotten a bit better since then. With Audrey averaging 92.83 points a game with an overall 1,299.64 this season, and Michelle averaging 100.56 points a game and 1,407.82 points overall this season this could make for an interesting game. Will Audrey win once again? Or will Michelle finally get out of last place? We will find out this weekend!!!

The second game of The 2014 Schocko Bowl, Week 1 we have a matchup between Sparkly TDS and Sparkle Titz

Sparkly TDS         VS  Sparkle Titz    

As you can tell, this matchup the raining Schocko himself, Matt Schock. Will he finally be able to get rid of the trophy that he wouldn’t take home for 6 months? Let’s see what this matchup has in store for us.

In our last meeting of these two teams during the week 5 match ups of the Space Station League, Sparkly TDS pulled out a win over Sparkle Titz

matt kaylie week 5

But will that happen again? With Sparkle Titz coming off of an amazing win over Venomous Vixens in week 14 (154.5 to 76.04) and Sparkle TDS coming off of a loss that was listed as the biggest blowout of week 14 against [Enter Sex Pun Here] (69.58-180.48) this could make things interesting. Will Matt, who is averaging 90.11 points a game and ended the regular season with 1,261.60 points pull off a win over Kaylie, who is averaging 104.38 points a game and ended with 1,461.26 points overall? Which one of these teams will battle for the Schocko Bowl next week?!

I will screen cap lineups right before kickoff of each game, so make sure to get your lineups set! Just like last year, there will be updates after each set of games, so get ready Space Station League, The Schocko Bowl playoffs is in full force this season!